I have to say, angry Helen is quite entertaining :D

To answer all of your questions with more brevity than I ever have before:

I don't even know what the fuck is going on, aside from me needing to put Penny back on her leash and get her a muzzle.

So, just to be clear, you put together the EXACT SAME mother fucking setup that Rob did, but apparently, this one IS believable whereas the other is not simply because YOU ARE FUCKING IN IT, and YOU ARE AN ATTENTION-WHORING PRICK.

Not to mention, I AM TELLING YOU that Rob knows about it [because I mother fucking told him], so get your shit together and vote for someone else. I don't care if I'm sending them a mass PM at 9:59 tonight saying "I'm voting for Shawna. If you want to lose, then vote for whoever the fuck you feel like."

Erin and Penny are constantly PMing each other like fucking Justin Bieber fangirls, and I CANNOT WAIT until they both get voted out. I'm tempted to make them mistrust Dan just so that they lie to him about who's going tonight because I think it's in our best interests and the ends justify the means. Not to mention, I don't even give a shit if I fuck up my or their game anymore, because they fucking deserve it, and I'm fucking over it.

I meant to also bring up the fact that Daniel's agreement [apparently] must be more believable since the conversation was surely four or five back and forth messages, each consisting of approximately two lines, because both Penny and Daniel are articulate g.oddesses like that. Never mind all she was doing was making the exact same (and a significantly less developed) agreement then transferring back and forth fucking dissertations, which Penny thinks it's her place to call into question, because this genius (who must've apparently played the Stranded series before, given what she knows about the idols, which is almost more embarrassing since she is still this ungrounded) just fucking believes that she's the hottest shit around. I genuinely hope that all of Helios' plans fall through tonight and Penny takes the walk of shame entirely of her own doing.

Oh, wait, this is gold. Einstein is going to give Daniel her fake idol BEFORE Temple. Even when logic would indicate that going into a potential 5-5 would be cause for wanting to hold onto an idol, so as to use it. That will certainly make him believe that it's real.

My gut tells me that there's at least a chance that dumb ass Daniel might still actually go for this, but that doesn't make Penny a good player for falling into a majority vote on happenstance just by being reckless.

If Penny leaves tonight, where does that leave your own game?

I'll probably have been dumb enough to NOT vote for her, if that's the case, which leads to Rob knowing that the entire shindig was bullshit, which may be the same on his end, the entire way through, as well. I'll probably try to mea culpa or stay up late figuring out some useless plan. But the truth is, I'll be fine going out in 8th place after Erin and Penny so long as I don't do worse than those two useless, spastic, personality-less twats that can't stop scissoring each other while busy ruining the game for the rest of us.

This breakdown is substituting for my digest this round. I won't even deal with it.

How is tonight shaping up?

Who do you believe is voting for who?

With the original plan, by the end of tonight, it would've been a 5-5 Helios on Asteria, with Ted saving us with his idol or potentially one of us winning immunity as a tiebreaker. That isn't happening anymore, but the girls seem to trust Daniel, and I guess I can't even disagree at this point, because speechless Ted is our only alternative. Ideally, we still get Ted on our side tonight and have him survive the vote, because I don't like the idea of being in a F5 plan with Erin, Penny, and Daniel, and would much rather have Ted as a third to me and Brian that we can use to waste Erin and Daniel when the time comes so that two borewhores are sitting in the finals making this game miserable and an embarrassment for the rest of us.

Penny's prediction might be right, that the Asteria's vote for Ted, and I hope that by the time TC comes around, the Helios' along with Ted and Daniel vote for... she wants Rob, but Brian and I want Shawna.

I am learning so much.