Ill start.

Hi guys! I am Penny, I am a 20 something hotty from Texas. While we are renowned as rednecks, I dont hate on any other races. Except Mexicans.

Anyways, about me. Well there's not much to tell really. This is actually my second attempt at life. I was originally a Russian solider during the Cold War period. I was killed in 1989 after I accidently spilled some gravy on a picture of Lenin I had on my table. After that 50 Russian secret police wankers stormed into my home and executed me for treason. Bastards.

Anyway, I was born in a stable where Three Wise men came and offered my mummy gifts of Oil, Goon and Tasty Cheese imported from Italy. I still dont know why this happened. When I was four years old I won a spelling competition at my local kindergarten, afterwards I was kidnapped by the CIA and experimented on. In the end they tried to turn me into a hybrid human-Pokemon thing in the same vein as Bill from Pokemon Red + Blue although I was not going to completely turn into a Clefairy. I was rescued though by the Justice League and sent to Chile to hide until I was 14 years old, where I came back to America.

When I graduated from College with a double degree in Spacial Engineering and Dentistry, I decided to go on a trip to the Amazon to celebrate my success. As I was walking on the river an Indian tribe appeared and tried to take me prisoner. When they pulled their bows and arrows on me I turned into Super Saiyan Penny and begun to slay all of them. After this happened I went on the run and took up hiding in Alaska where I passed the time by building immensely detailed snow sculptures of famous brand names such as McDonalds, Coca Cola and Ford.

When Jeff Probst heard about my life he and his production team hunted me down by setting a net trap. Once they captured me they drugged me and threw me on this island. Sorry my introduction was rather brief, but I dont really have alot to say.

I'm Erin and people seem uncertain if I'm a man or not. It confuzzles me and I try extra hard to be girly by liking colours like fuchsia. Also, I like unicorns because that's what girls like. And like rainbows. Not G.I. Joes. Or Hot Wheels, the greatest thing ever. Nope, Barbie's my thing.

Oh and I'm a Jacob fan. Because that's who girls like. Or Edward. I have totally read Twilight.