Firstly, congratulations to all three of you! You've succeeded at what thirteen of us fell just short of accomplishing. No matter what means you've used as an ends, objectively speaking, you three have outwitted, outplayed, and outlasted the rest of us. Some of your endgame methods might appear to be lazy, or even unscrupulous compared to the competitors you are sitting next to, but fair is fair, you got us, you got all of us. Major props!

While you guys HAVE gotten to the very end, I certainly admire some of your gameplay more so than others.

I'm gonna get one of you out of the way.
Brian, I really have nothing to address toward you. Like the actual Lord Brian Heidik, you played a callous, clinical game. But very much UNLIKE Lord Heidik, you were another player's bitch the ENTIRE game. You never went out of your way to make moves on your own accord, and I simply cannot respect this method of gameplay. Sorry, bud. You'll have to really, REALLY, REALLY impress me to earn my vote tonight since I'm not entirely decided yet, but don't press your luck.

Penny, oh Penny. The ever tenacious Penny. You were the impetus in my flip at the merge. I like you as a person, and I wish I could be sitting next to you right now, but things just didn't work out did they? I was played, I get it. I do have a question that I believe I already know the answer to but I'm going to ask it anyway. If the plan at F9 went smoothly and Rob was booted, what would have been your next course of action? Would I have gone next regardless? Another Asterian perhaps? How would your endgame plan have changed? I look forward to your answer, thanks! :)

And finally, the head honcho herself - Helen. Where do I start? You DOMINATED this game, physically, strategically and socially. It is without question that you do deserve the win more than the other two tribemates and I think the rest of the jury will agree to that. So, I'll lay it out simple for you:
1.) Are you sane? Seriously, 6200+ posts in your final immunity challenge is excessive, no? Was your plan going into the challenge to drive everyone else into committing suicide out of shame? I mean, DAYUM!
2.) What does it feel like to subvert free will and have your own collared bitch yapping at your ankles for the entire duration of the game? The bitch in question, which of course I just got done speaking with, being Brian.

Thanks!

Good luck to all three of you guys! You (mostly) deserve to be sitting where you are!